Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doesn't everyone do this?

Laurie: “Dennis, can you sign this?”

Dennis: “What is it?”

Laurie: “You can read it if you need to but basically it says if our plane goes down we want the girls in grief counseling twice a week, and we want a celebration of life instead of a funeral and that we would want the girls to know we are all around them as energy in their life so they will never be alone and we would want XX and XX as guardians as long as they promise to never introduce them to organized religion.”

Dennis: “Are you serious? Should we even go?”

Laurie: “Of course, it’s our anniversary. Aren’t you excited?”

Dennis: “Well, now that I know all of this…not really.”

(The will is in the works)

3 comments:

bridget said...

maybe you should consider taking separate flights in the future!

Molly said...

I have a friend who always did that... they took separate flights everywhere. I totally get it. I can hardly fly without a nice benzodiazapine appetizer.

THE MURDER HOUR said...

Forget separate flights, honey! You just make sure that insurance policy (you know the one!) on HIS life is right up to date!!!!! He does more travel than you, right? UH HUH!